The lengths americans will go not to use a bidet.
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Submitted 2 months ago by IntergalacticTurtleFucker@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ryo@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
Psythik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Invent one with that sprays soapy water and I’ll get one. Until then I’ll continue using the shower head and/or clogging up my pipes with “flushable” wipes.
Wiping your ass with nothing but toilet paper or plain water is unsanitary and weird. It’s like washing your hands without soap.
VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 months ago
It’s not like you’re eating out of your ass. There’s actually a reason why you must wash your hands with soap every time you have had your hand in the nether region.
Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Poor gal misses the sponge-on-a-stick from Rome
pipows@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I’m truly grateful that I wasn’t born in an era in which I’d have to wipe my ass with a sponge on a stick
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It was actually worse than that … a communal towel that was given a quick rinse with water, quick dry and handed back into circulation in the communal toilet where you all sat in one room staring at each other.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Still two starts though
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ollie went to the neighborhood dance
And he won the big door prize
It was a toilet brush, and he took it home,
And next week some of the guys
They said, "Ollie how’s that toilet brush?
“The one you won from the neighbors?”
Ollie said, "It works pretty good,
“But I prefer toilet paper”
devilish666@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who’s manually wiping with this when they could be using the attachment that pokes the brush out and then rotates it?
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They were using the wrong end.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
The right tool for the wrong job?
MaXsteri@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Best stick to the using the three seashells.
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
xylospongium
SouravSatvaya@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Isn’t it better to wash with water instead of wiping?
sleen@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
What a shit post