add a hard hat and you’re in
Social Engineering
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Dabundis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Carry a ladder, security will open gates for you.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 months ago
And act like you ain’t got time for anyone’s shit.
I’ve worked events, and carrying a 6’ ladder with hi vis and a dome shell while grumbling is instant access wherever you need to go. Just make sure to not stop and look around cause your cove will be blown.
gencha@lemm.ee 2 months ago
White one, no work marks
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Former security guard on a variety of different kinds of posts. This is 100% accurate for anywhere that doesn’t require ID or a scanner card or some shit.
Inktvip@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Even if you need Id/scanner. If the check is at the elevator on the ground floor it may often as well not exist.
GluWu@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’ve had a surprising amount of success just walking in/past security.
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I feel walking up, talking on the phone, sounding pissed while flipping through the pages alone would open a lot of doors. Don’t need to be too charismatic when you look like some tiny bullshit away from crimes against humanity.
adespoton@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Except for places with access cards and pin pads. You need to have both hands fully occupied and some sort of a clipped on badge for those.
janAkali@lemmy.one 2 months ago
Then you just wait until somebody enters in.
When the person opens the door you run to them and yell “wait wait wait” while frantically gesturing. After you enter - say quick “thank you” and disappear.
tombruzzo@lemm.ee 2 months ago
This is just a screenshot from Hitman 2
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Most restrictive areas you can walk in completely nude with A four story tall T-rex and no body would notice.
Or more accurately no body would care because it’s not there job to care
My point is, most of our restrictions in life are our own making and when we allow ourselves to succeed not even the angels can stop us, or some other bs self help saying
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can also use Wisdom for knowledge checks to blend in!
einlander@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Act like you belong.
OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The most charismatic man I know is my uncle, he worked right near the WTC on 9/11 and even though they closed his bridge home because it was 9/11 he sweet talked his way across.
sawdustprophet@midwest.social 2 months ago
Class: Bavarian Fire Chief
Henry@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
For example, my bed, :)
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 months ago
Add a bald head with a barcode on the back and you don’t even need charisma.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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