Coyote
Submitted 2 months ago by TigerClawTV@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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EherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 months ago
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Since I can read it, it fuels my doubts if I am a real coyote. I’m raised by one and I don’t believe in biological essencialism but stuff like that makes me doubty identity
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe you were a coyote raised by wolves.
SilentObserver@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I don’t get it.
/s
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
sleen@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Fake, I’m a coyote and I can read this quite clearly…
pipows@lemmy.today 2 months ago
There are literate coyotes just like you, but they are sadly a minority. Coyote’s education is very overlooked by the government
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Running people across the border takes time away from school? And governments generally look down on it.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
That’s why it says ‘most’.
Monstrosity@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’ve also heard ferrets are terrible at Cribbage, but I’m not a scientist.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’m pretty sure that one’s been solidly proven in a long series of double blind tests, over a large, international, sample.
The problem is the result was also in company interest so many people think, without reading the papers themselves, that the money swayed the research and it can’t be trusted - despite multiple peer review and publication in most respected journals.
The real problem is the illegal ferret cribbage rings, whose benefactors seed 4chan and other sites rumours of the illegitimacy of the ferret cribbage research.
But you shouldn’t trust me, a stranger on the internet, on these matters. Who knows - I could be a shill for Big Weasel!
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Does this mean that there is a small minority of coyotes that read Moby Dick all day?
VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 months ago
This fact might save my live one day
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thanks that was quick
snek@lemmy.world 2 months ago
100% is greater than 50%. Got it.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Wait… MOST?!?!?
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
How do you think Wile E. Coyote orders his gadgets from ACME if he can’t read?
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
He’s a SUPER genius, remember!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s precedence.
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Lookorex@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Just watched that one last night!
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Coyote Shivers probably reads at at least a 5th grade level.