I’m not interested in feeding your fetishes.
would you rather your stool had the consistency of creamy peanut butter, or medium gravel?
Submitted 6 months ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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db2@lemmy.world 6 months ago
wjrii@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Had some antibiotics mess with my gut flora and lead to the creamy peanut butter. It’s not that bad except that it creates urgency not unlike diarrhea. For gravel, you’re gonna have to define “medium,” but that tends to come from constipation, which can lead to hemorrhoid issues in addition to general discomfort. On the whole, I guess the peanut butter, but it’s a close one.
tilefan@lemm.ee 6 months ago
thank you for taking this seriously. for medium, I would say, like an oblong golf ball.
wjrii@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Okay, in the absence of good holistic data on which to base my judgment, I’ll go with my gut.
LOL, that pun was unintended when it popped into my head, but I could have changed it and yet I choose not to.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Who wants to shit rocks?
thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Eh, I’m bored and curious
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Have had both. Gravel is cleaner
tilefan@lemm.ee 6 months ago
see, that’s what I was thinking.
abominable_panda@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Why you decided to ask this question whilst hypothetically in the shower, im not sure i want to know
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hay man, when your stool is the consistency of creamy peanut butter toilet paper only does so much.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 months ago
It depends on to whom I’m feeding it
tilefan@lemm.ee 6 months ago
your, or someone else’s, septic tank. would your answer change if it were a municipal sewer?
thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Eh, whatever. I want both. Gimme that crunchy peanut butter poo
10_0@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Consume fibre and calcium
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Not really.