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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is there a community for put downs like this? There needs to be a community for put downs like this.

  I once had a friend who really loved to tell people “sorry, I’m not into Pokemon” as a put-down.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am on xitter and mastodon, you?

    Nothing, I am not taking any meds

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    • Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Those people are on Snapchat

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• Tryptaminev@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What the fuck did you just say about me?

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sorry I’m not into pokémon

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    • Zink@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ooh, are we playing 20 questions to see if we can narrow down to your fursona?

      Are you into… Digimon?

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  • RyanLiu@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Haha copypasta reference go woosh

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    don’t care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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    • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      don’t care. CURSE OF CAESAR

      A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z S P Q R

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Couldve just as well told her he was a frogman.

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• toomanypancakes@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She gives me hardcore opossum vibes

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She’s definitely ate one or two in her life

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