Newborns do be ugly aliens.
Just don't do it
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Norgur@fedia.io 2 months ago
If your baby has that many teeth at that age, there is something wrong
Besides: it's not their problem that you can't empathize with people who are feeling more love and joy than you could ever imagine.
000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Actual reddit brained comment
riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Found a fresh parent.
How are your hobbies doing? Been anywhere interesting lately?
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I guess it shouldn’t surprise me because it was essential for the survival of the species, but I’m still surprised that people like babies. Kids can be cute when they’re old enough to talk and use the toilet, and even then they’re only cute if they’re the charming kids-say-the-darnest-things sort and not the tantrum-throwing sort. Meanwhile puppies and kittens are cute from the moment they’re born.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Meanwhile puppies and kittens are cute from the moment they’re born.
I see you haven’t had to stimulate a newborn kitten’s ass to get it to poop.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m glad that there are people convinced that the most misery you can feel is worth all the “joy”
Norgur@fedia.io 2 months ago
What misery are we talking about?
Senseless@feddit.org 2 months ago
I played enough Witcher 3 to know what to do.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 months ago
If a developing fetus looks anything like this or is anywhere near that large after a month, that's not a baby it's a demon or some shit.
Oh, you meant after birth. Ok, I get you now.
fatalError@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
A fetus and a baby are not exactly the same thing, especially only a month in.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Taking the final horcrux to Glamour Shots first.