Golden retriever are the Volvo of dogs

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• mindlight@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a Swede I feel a bit offended.

  Guys, just be happy that we don’t send your Volvo in a flat pack, ok?

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  • card797@champserver.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They are equating Volvo to the best and most loyal dog. Not an insult. I drive one that was made in Gothenburg. I do enjoy it.

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    • mindlight@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ok. We’ve whitelisted you now.

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• card797@champserver.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Inversely, Volvo is the Golden Retriever of cars.

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• neidu2@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think you need to elaborate on this one

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• cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Volvos slobber all over you?

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• Today@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Boxy but good?

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  • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not as good as Jaguars though!

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    • Daqu@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No weird electrical glitches in those dogs…

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Both Volvos and golden retrievers are prone to suspension issues.

  However, Volvos are indestructible, and all good boys come to an end. My golden was almost 8 when lymphoma took him.

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  • whaleross@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I say all good boys live forever in our hearts. I know all my previous dogs do. <3

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• best_username_ever@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why?

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• ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did they invent the seatbelt?

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