Weight

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• then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not a planet.

  But you’d die before before weighing yourself.

  Would have been a better end panel IMO.

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t you die on pluto too?

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  • FaceDeer@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It's not a planet.

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    • TeoTwawki@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Holds up “Dwarf planets matter” protest sign

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• Chriszz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think you could survive long enough to weigh yourself on mars if you had a scale. It would be immensely painful but not instantaneous.

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• rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Joke’s on you, I’d die before weighing myself on Earth too.

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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • wafflez@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    100% not a planet

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• Steve@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mars and Pluto are about equal for survivability, no? And The Moon for that matter.

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  • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Without a space suit each planet has roughly the same survivability.

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    • Steve@startrek.website ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I assumed that to weigh yourself in the conventional manner you would need to be standing on a solid surface.

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• stembolts@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dad joke science memes. I like it.

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• UltraGreen@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought you could survive on Mars for a few minutes before passing out?

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not enough to buy a weigh scale there.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  On Venus you’d probably die in 5 different ways before weighing yourself. Least hospitable place since H.H. Holmes had a hotel!

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• someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dead or alive I’d still weigh different.

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  • glimse@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No no, if you don’t measure your weight yourself then you don’t have a weight. Didn’t you read it?

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    • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If a weigt falls in a planet, does it make a weigh?

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Weight is all relative anyways, Pluto is forever

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