Mola the Fucktress

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• friend_of_satan@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is similarly good. Image

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  • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Statistical mechanics killed my grandfather!

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s great, I love it.

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  • model_tar_gz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can confirm; definitely wanted to kill myself while studying PChem and Chemical Engineering Thermodynamics.

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are we sure that “φουτοῦτρις” isn’t simply an ancient Greek word for “prostitute?”

  I’m imagining a fancy corner office with the nameplate on the door reading

       Mola  
  Lead Fucktress
  

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  • wick@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A quick google shows Romans had a few words for prostitute, including meretrix, so it seems likely.

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• thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Best fucksmith in the business

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your comment reads like an Oglaf comic.

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• notsure@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  having gone to catholic high school and taken latin, I find no fault in this logic.....teehee

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  • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that’s clearly Greek

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• Gilles_D@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  FWIW, there is no indication that there is some etymological connection between futuo and fuck, because you could (mis)read the text like I did at first – although the translation is somewhat correct.

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• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She simultaneously give fuck and don’t give a fuck. That’s how she got the name, she’s just so masterful with the fuck.

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  • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    OT, but I think we would make a great pair - something like Crouching tiger, hidden dragon.

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nice, Angry Stego, Annoyed Crabby, got a nice ring to it 😂

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• FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does this count as proto-shithouse graffiti?

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  • Bitrot@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, but only because Pompeii has that too.

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• Spendrill@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d be happier with “Mola the Fuckstress” somehow.

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  • littlebluespark@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That implies that she was capable of multiple fucks simultaneously, and as anyone who’s attempted such would tell you: that ain’t happening. Only one fuck at a time, and all others are bonus; though the current fuck at any given moment could very well cycle throughout the options, it’s a matter of focused attention.

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Given that she was literally a professional, I wouldn’t be so quick to doubt her skills and expertise.

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    • Spendrill@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why are the fucks in parallel rather than in series?

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    • ramius345@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, people have more than one hole for a reason.

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• match@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  mola the fuckmistress

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