Hundreds of black 'spiders' spotted in mysterious 'Inca City' on Mars in new satellite photos

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• Lyre@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would love it if publications could just limit their headlines to one misleading term per story. The rocks are a ‘city’? Sure. The geysers looks like ‘spiders’? I guess. But when you start putting them together in the same headline it feels like your breaking the fourth wall or something

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  • HubertManne@kbin.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah its hard to read as quote spiders unquote quote inca city unquote. New articles should not be doing this. geez at least put so called or something.

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least they’re in quotes, I guess.

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• hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh boy. That’s a headline. A ridiculous, awful headline.

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  • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Definitely of the headlines of all time.

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• trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not even bothering opening the article, the rant is for the channel or whatever the room is called in Lemmy

  It’s a good time to blacklist this news source.

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• Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Ziggy played guitar…”

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s a confusing headline. Let’s make it better:

  Mars Spiders Swarm Inca City!

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• Manos@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TLDR: It’s gas deposits, not Martian spiders… yet.

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• Meuzzin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They really expect us to believe this shit!? Those are definitely large alien spiders that are coming to the surface to mate and multiply as they prepare to attack Earth. I need to join up with United Citizen Federation, quick. I suggest you all do the same…

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Scientists baffled! (cue image of guys wearing glasses and white labcoats, clipboard in hand, ready to take notes at the drop of a pin)

  “Uncanny” - said an unnamed, top researcher at the institute.
  “Eerie” - said another.

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• FatLegTed@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ITT people on this thread need to listen to Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Wayne%27s_Musical_Version_of_The_War_of_the_Worlds?wprov=sfla1

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• FatLegTed@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What are the chances of that?

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  • huskypenguin@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It happens every spring, so chances are high.

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • FatLegTed@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not a million to one then?

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