If life gives you a gator, should you make Gatorade?

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• Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When life gives you gators, don’t make gatorade - make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn gators, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the gators. I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!

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  • RyruGrr@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You have been in stasis for 99999…

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First they’ll chomp ya, then they’ll explode!

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• 5PACEBAR@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes

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• KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When life gives you bees, make bait.

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• Mok98@feddit.it ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No you make a friend, gators are cute

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No, you should make leather and a gumbo.

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• VulKendov@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If the gators in question are the Florida Gators American football team, then yes.

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• NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When life gives you limes, the lines are always greener

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• stanleytweedle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can just name it Gatorade and you kinda made Gatorade when life gave you a gator.

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