You could skip the tampon and just boof it.
superkret@feddit.org 3 months ago
They could also use the poophole loophole.
A tampon soaked in Vodka and inserted anally gets you drunk fast.
At least that’s what a friend told me.
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I’ll bet you could even get a Supreme Court justice to help with that maneuver.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 months ago
JD Vance on the stump in Utah: “Tim Walz wants to get your kids drunk with ass tampons”
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’ve heard it called God’s blind spot before but poophole loophole is a great phrase
moody@lemmings.world 3 months ago
The poophole loophole usually means something different. They say anal sex doesn’t count as “losing your virginity.” So they can have all the premarital sex they want, as long as it’s in the pooper.
hddsx@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Okay. I can’t tell if you’re serious, but if that’s true, how does that work medically?
Don’t liquids get absorbed through the intestines? Can you even stick something up your butt far enough to reach your intestines?
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 months ago
It’s capillary action. It just rams straight into your bloodstream, no dilution or waiting to go through stomach. It’s fast and effective.
snooggums@midwest.social 3 months ago
Plus the excitement of risking an overdose!
hddsx@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
So, as it doesn’t go through the stomach, do you not puke if you’re experiencing alcohol poisoning?
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 3 months ago
I’m sure you’d still puke as it’s nausea that makes you vomit not alcohol sitting in your stomach.
superkret@feddit.org 3 months ago
Alcohol gets absorbed by mucus membrane much faster than by going through your digestive tract. And your anus is lined with mucus membrane.
It was a craze a decade or so ago where I live, cause teenagers did that to get drunk without having their breath smell of alcohol, and some of them ended up in the ER.SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 months ago
cause teenagers did that to get drunk without having their breath smell of alcohol
Did they ever realize that’s not how that works?
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Oh but it is. Not familliar with the phrase “boofing,” are you? Works for more than just booze, too, all kinds of things can become a suppository and affect your brain if you ignore the doctors warning you it could kill you, or listen to the ones saying “here’s some butt pills.”
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It was also a crazy in the US. They called it butt chugging. It was funny to hear politicians talk about how we needed to do something about butt chugging
ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
tburkhol@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Colon is part of your large intestine.
datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 3 months ago
you’ve never boofed ketamine?
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
This literally was a trend in alternative swiss youth a decade or so ago, it works well 😂
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
How gaped does your ass have to be to easily insert a soaked tampon.
Azzu@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Are your dumps really smaller than a tampon? If they aren’t, why do you think your hole would need to be especially gaped?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
I looked it up and I get it now. I assumed O.B. style tampon with no applicator, which would be difficult to insert. The info I found shows the soaking of the tampon inside the applicator, which makes a lot more sense.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 3 months ago
But then some alcohol might get on your magic underwear and then you’re just a run of the mill sinner again