Comment on I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?

superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• NOT_RICK@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But then some alcohol might get on your magic underwear and then you’re just a run of the mill sinner again

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• nokturne213@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You could skip the tampon and just boof it.

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  • HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ll bet you could even get a Supreme Court justice to help with that maneuver.

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  JD Vance on the stump in Utah: “Tim Walz wants to get your kids drunk with ass tampons”

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• RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve heard it called God’s blind spot before but poophole loophole is a great phrase

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  • moody@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The poophole loophole usually means something different. They say anal sex doesn’t count as “losing your virginity.” So they can have all the premarital sex they want, as long as it’s in the pooper.

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• hddsx@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay. I can’t tell if you’re serious, but if that’s true, how does that work medically?

  Don’t liquids get absorbed through the intestines? Can you even stick something up your butt far enough to reach your intestines?

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s capillary action. It just rams straight into your bloodstream, no dilution or waiting to go through stomach. It’s fast and effective.

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    • snooggums@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Plus the excitement of risking an overdose!

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    • hddsx@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So, as it doesn’t go through the stomach, do you not puke if you’re experiencing alcohol poisoning?

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      • ShepherdPie@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m sure you’d still puke as it’s nausea that makes you vomit not alcohol sitting in your stomach.

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Alcohol gets absorbed by mucus membrane much faster than by going through your digestive tract. And your anus is lined with mucus membrane.
    It was a craze a decade or so ago where I live, cause teenagers did that to get drunk without having their breath smell of alcohol, and some of them ended up in the ER.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      cause teenagers did that to get drunk without having their breath smell of alcohol

      Did they ever realize that’s not how that works?

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh but it is. Not familliar with the phrase “boofing,” are you? Works for more than just booze, too, all kinds of things can become a suppository and affect your brain if you ignore the doctors warning you it could kill you, or listen to the ones saying “here’s some butt pills.”

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    • RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It was also a crazy in the US. They called it butt chugging. It was funny to hear politicians talk about how we needed to do something about butt chugging

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    • ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Alcohol gets absorbed by mucus membrane

      Cue Eyeball Paul

      Eyeball Paul

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  • tburkhol@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Colon is part of your large intestine.

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  • datelmd5sum@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you’ve never boofed ketamine?

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  • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This literally was a trend in alternative swiss youth a decade or so ago, it works well 😂

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How gaped does your ass have to be to easily insert a soaked tampon.

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  • Azzu@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are your dumps really smaller than a tampon? If they aren’t, why do you think your hole would need to be especially gaped?

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I looked it up and I get it now. I assumed O.B. style tampon with no applicator, which would be difficult to insert. The info I found shows the soaking of the tampon inside the applicator, which makes a lot more sense.

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