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I have some experience with these. The only problem is that as the vertically standing excrement begins to collapse forwards, there is a chace for it to keep contact and drag its top portion across, from your anus towards the front. You can avoid this with a maneuver, pulling yourself up and slightly forward, right after the singular vertical log begins losing contact with the excretion area.

This is not a joke

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AnomalousBit@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Give this person an honorary degree in Turd Dynamics. Have you considered publishing your findings in the journal Nature?

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- jaemo@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Turdonomy AND Turdology, a double threat!
  
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  - AnomalousBit@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    The Real Deuce of studies.
    
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  - ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    A.k.a. “Logology.”
    
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doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
I haven’t had a nice log come out in decades. Enjoy them while you can.

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- ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Males need 37g of fiber daily for optimum health. That’s the equivalent of 568g of raspberries or 657g of green peas.
  
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- random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Calcium carbonate anti-acids tend to make good logs.
  
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Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Haven’t you thought of shitting backwards?

I prefer the kiss of poseidon over the casualities of deforestation

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SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
It’s trying to touch your balls isn’t it…?

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- bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  The Great Mighty Poo’s Knight
  
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