I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.
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Winco@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Taleya@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Nah just get the horse to hand it to you
Taleya@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she’s not talking to me
bmsok@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
that’s what squires are for.
nieceandtows@programming.dev 4 months ago
That’s why you bring your sword with you.
Dg2445@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.
BlueLineBae@midwest.social 4 months ago
Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!