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Whatevster@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  A rag on a stick, frequent trips to the river, their left hand, nothing at all and the three seashells. We’re some other options.

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    We’ve still got a few years until the three seashells take over and Taco Bell wins the franchise wars.

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• blarth@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This post sent me down a rabbit hole.

  en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_hygiene

  The funniest one is the Japanese “chuugi”, translated to “shit stick”.

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  • WarmSoda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    As absolutely batshit crazy the world is right now, it’s important to reflect on what we do have. And thankfully it’s advanced beyond shit sticks.

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    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Imagine getting an asshole splinter?

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      • WarmSoda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        No. No I will not imagine that, thank you very much. Kittens are cute. Kittens are cute.

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• HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Farmers almanac.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Sears catalog and corn cobs. No lie.

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    • WarmSoda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Smart. One for the front, and one for the back.

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• oatscoop@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Various other things like leaves, rags, sponges, or leftover paper. Failing that a bare hand works: manners dictating you wash it after.

  Some cultural hangups on the left hand being “unclean” stem from those cultures using that hand for hygienic reasons.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I dunno, but it probably involved slaves.

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