Comment on House Passes Bill That Defines Criticism of Israel as “Antisemitism”

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nah, it makes perfect sense! If we don’t support Israel, then we’re not “real” Jews. Or is it that we’re supposed to be self-hating? Either way, I know I always look forward to (usually some flavor of Christian) politicians telling me how to be a Jew.

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  • okamiueru@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it a requirement to be Jewish, in order to have Israeli citizenship?

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    • alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not Israeli, so not entirely sure about their laws, but Wikipedia confirms that there are non-Jewish citizens.

      As a Jew, though, it would be far easier for me to obtain Israeli citizenship than it would be for a gentile.

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    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, but I believe jews are supposed to have automatic citizenship if they request it.

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• _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Well lookee here fellas, we got us one of them self-hatin jews!”

  -Some movie or something I think? Possibly a TV show or stand-up routine…

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  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I do often hate myself, but it has nothing to do with the judaism.

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    • _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Try to take it easy on yourself, you’re only human.

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    • Brickhead92@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gestures vaguely at themselves

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  • Shawdow194@kbin.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like an Inglorious Basterds line but I cant recall either

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  • Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    South Park, hands down.

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    • _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Damn, I think you’re right.

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      • Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They had a three parter, with the meteorshower. one of them is the one with the juwbelie where they try to get Moses macaroni pictures and what not. One of the elders there is from the sect of anti-Semites or so.

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• Land_Strider@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pretty sure their media apparatus can “lawfully” show stock images with people photoshopped to be saluting Hitler on any news about student protests against being complicit in Israel’s genocide now.

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