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• UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I find breathing to be better than not breathing.

    Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.

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    • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVER

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Smell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed.

    Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else’s shit.

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.

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    • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Deep down I’ve always known this

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• Goblin_Mode@ttrpg.network ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah licking random objects in your house is a little unsanitary.

  Thanks SatansMagottyCumFart

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  • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is Lemmy’s version of /r/rimjob_steve up already?

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