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UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yum.

  Skin cells, dust mite shit and animal hairs.

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  • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I find breathing to be better than not breathing.

      Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.

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      • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVER

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Smell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed.

      Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else’s shit.

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      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.

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      • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Deep down I’ve always known this

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  • Goblin_Mode@ttrpg.network ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah licking random objects in your house is a little unsanitary.

    Thanks SatansMagottyCumFart

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    • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is Lemmy’s version of /r/rimjob_steve up already?

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• DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why does it never taste like salt?

  And why do I keep trying?!?

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  • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think you got a dud. It absolutely should taste salty

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