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madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• bort@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  are you sure you don’t want to share an indirect kiss with all her past tinder dates?

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  • madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes. I’m sure.

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    • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Join us we can all be one across time and also this lamp

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      • madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If you really need to kiss me, do it yourself, coward. Don’t rely on a nasty ass salt lamp /s

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• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Same. That lamp has absolutely been licked before. You don’t know by whom and you don’t know how recently. If you’re at least a tiny bit of a germaphobe, those statements should frighten you.

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The high salinity should take care of any bacteria in short order. It may not be clean, but there ain’t no bacteria on it!

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  • bort@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    tiny bit of a germaphobe

    iirc salt is a has antimicrobial properties. So if anything, then licking that salt, will reduce the germs in your mouth. So a true germaphobe would be all over that lamp

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  • 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you’re a germaphobe then surely you should know that 100% salt is enough to yeet literally any microorganism to the back of beyond; in fact anything over 30% is

    That lamp is more hygienic than your dinner plate, more than the inside of any food package and infinitely more than your hands even after you’ve just washed them

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    • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think this is like when people say they have OCD when really they just like things tidy. I’m reality it’s more about the ick than any germs

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      • 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah agreed that while you’re more than likely not gonna get sick from it unless you have an allergic reaction of some sort, it’s still probably dusty as those things are a nightmare to clean and so not a pleasant lick

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      • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If it’s rooted in rational thought, it’s not a phobia.

        I’m afraid of hungry bears in the woods. That’s not a phobia. But constantly checking your 17th floor balcony for hungry bears is.

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    • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      well have you considered the fact that im stupid

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If everyone thought that way though the lamp would never get licked

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  • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s pure salt, there’s nothing alive on it

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