It depends on what you mean by blow.
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ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Your options are “a powerful blow from the fist of Taylor Swift” or "never even getting close to Taylor Swift ". Which do you choose?
MxM111@kbin.social 11 months ago
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I will note that the sort of blow you have in mind cannot be performed with only the hands. Regardless of that, whichever sort of blow you receive will leave you writhing in pain.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Id chance it
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.
EnderMB@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just the single blow? If I pay extra, can she kick the shit out of me behind a McDonald’s car park?
Damage@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
It strictly depends on what the pay’s like
kellyaster@kbin.social 11 months ago
I choose: c) "Taylor Swift off the top rope with a steel chair! There's blood everywhere!! By gawd, would somebody stop the damn match!"
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 11 months ago
I prefer d) “Taylor Swift throws me off Hell In A Cell and i plummet 16 ft through an announcer’s table”
gazter@aussie.zone 11 months ago
It’s ok. We all know you secretly want sweet little Taylor to beat you with jumper cables.
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Just like my dad used to do!
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She’s a king maker. The person who takes a chair from taylor swift off the top of the ropes. Instant celebrity.