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DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sometimes you can find instructions for different ways to cook a pizza on the back of the box. For example I checked mine and underneath airfrier instructions there were “nuclear blast”…

  Nuclear Blast

  Remove pizza from all packaging and shrink wrap. Be sure to remove and discard the cardboard tray.

  Place pizza on metal baking tray within a clear path of the blast source. Do not use glass cookware as it might shatter.

  About 5 miles out from the blast source. Find a sturdy structure, like a rock deeply embedded into the ground.

  Place pizza on the tray and tilt tray to a 45 degree angle on the rock. Angling toward the blast to evenly cook.

  Bake for 5secs for 15 kiloton yield atomic bombs or until pizza is golden brown. Grab pizza and run to shelter before the shockwave hits. If the shockwave hits your pizza it will disintegrate.

  All atomic bombs cook differently, so be sure to keep an eye on your pizza as it cooks. Pizza is done when the cheese is melted and edges are golden brown.

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  • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn, my nuclear bomb is only 8 kiloton and I never know how to convert.

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  • GreenSkree@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty sure this isn’t real guys. There’s no “Do not thaw pizza” clause.

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, the uv light wipes out any bacterial concerns

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tony?

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  • Copythis@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tony Pizza!

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For the uninformed:

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    • Carlo@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ayy, from Fiddler on the Roof?

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  • Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Frankie Delicissio? I hear he’s datin your sister.

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• Abnorc@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This sounds like a question for Randall Munroe.

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  • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Very much so

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