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Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And maybe also, wierdly, the possibility “I need to get up and having a wank seems like a good way to get the systems starting up.”

  Either way, they all fall in the category of, what I’ve come to call, the Keine Lust Fap, named so after the Rammstein song. You’re fapping, not because you’re horny, but because of other reasons.

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  • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    morning wank always leaves me in a weird head space. Like I’m up but I dont want to do anything

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  • occhionaut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i just call it “getting the lead out” lol

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• Huschke@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  TIL that other people enjoy a good post nut sleep too.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    honestly i just kind of figure that’s the natural sleep aid lol, especially if you’re having hanky panky with someone else and there’s some exercise involved

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• MaoZedongers@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  holy relatable

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