I deal with it by not rocking a hog like that. When it’s hard it points up, and it’s soft it retracts safely away from toilet water.
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Sticker@lemy.nl 5 months ago
How do you deal with a problem like the one in the picture?
Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 5 months ago
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 5 months ago
Squat on top of the toilet. Both feet on the seat. As a bonus you also assert dominance by default.
nifty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
True if the toilet doesn’t know who’s boss, it splashes at you.
doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Most people just don’t have a 12" dong.
The others take Poseidon’s kiss as a compliment.
Blackout@kbin.social 5 months ago
99.9% of guys with this issue are lying. The remaining 0.1% usually trim their dick back to prevent it.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
If your doing is really long enough to have this problem I’d say in the grand scheme of things it’s just not a problem.
db2@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The serious answer is that you have to tuck it in the inside of your leg, the inside of the hip joint, being aware of which direction it’s pointing and being careful not to double it up and block flow.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Kitchen shears
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Live in a country with normal fuckin toilets. What the fuck is that lake?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Average European mind can’t comprehend these toilets.
This includes me. Wtf.
BillyTheSkidMark@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Year, this toilet weird af…
Problem has still not me a couple of times, but usually cause the toilet is quite small or it’s the walls of the bowl, but if there’s that much water in there I feel like it’s overkill
Sticker@lemy.nl 5 months ago
Dude, the cheapest toilets are purchased for city institutions that provide free services.
These toilets look like they were made for gnomes.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 5 months ago
why the big lake thing though?!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
For the pee pee bath of course