Comment on Steve Jobs Rigged The First iPhone Demo By Faking Full Signal Strength And Secretly Swapping Devices Because Of Fragile Prototypes And Bug-Riddled Software

• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A fruitarian diet won’t help you against pancreatic cancer.

  Or, in other words, you can’t fight P.C. with apples.

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  • Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I haven’t snorted that loud in public for quite a while

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• jimbo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But are we dead now, like Steve is? No.

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  • wildcardology@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just give it time.

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• Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fake it till you make it?

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  • SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The final goal in life: the eternal slumber.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s the lesson?

  You can’t take it with you.

  Also, if you have cancer, go to a doctor.

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• kakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not me - I’m learning from Steve’s mistake.

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• dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dead people should be shot at birth

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