Comment on Tesla Cybertruck's stiff structure, sharp design raise safety concerns - experts

Tosti@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• duckCityComplex@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This thing is huge, it does 0-60 in under 3 seconds, has sharp angles, and its styling does not seem to target the sensible end of the market… It’s like an industrial strength pedestrian destroyer.

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  • crapwittyname@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And as a bonus it actually looks like something out of Carmageddon.

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I shudder to think what one of those cybertrucks would do if it tried to plow through a crowd of protesters.

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    • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably about the same thing as any other vehicle.

      Jesus are we really gonna pretend this is the first vehicle that would obliterate a pedestrian in a collision?

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    • kogasa@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably 0-60 in 4 seconds

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  • chitak166@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s actually a pussy-magnet.

    Even the pasty-facediest of incels will have no problems getting laid showing up in one of these bad boys.

    It’s just how the world works 🤷

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    • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Help, I bought a Cybertruck and now every cat in town is chasing me!

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    • crapwittyname@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hear it has preprogrammed wait times for replying to text messages from females based on the redpill algorithm.

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    • FractalsInfinite@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you actually had any form of friendship or relationship with a women in the past couple of years?

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      • Tosti@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Comon… sarcasm is not always obvious… but his comment was sarcasm. It has to be. I choose to believe it is.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would like to hear from the women of Lemmy- how many of you would have sex with a man just because they drove a Cybertruck?

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