Comment on YSK that chiropractors are not medical doctors and "Systematic reviews... have found no evidence that chiropractic manipulation is effective"

• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just make sure they’re not a cop first.

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  • deadsenator@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That would not be a happy ending to the story.

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Depends on for whom. A good bust makes nearly everybody happy.

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      • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Busting makes me feel good

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  • TheFriar@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t care, I’ll cum on a cop.

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In some places and depending on the specific details, the punishment for that offense wouldn’t include jail time. Instead of a crime, it’s just a penile code violation.

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      • TacoNissan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        🤨

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  • deafboy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I swear, your honor, he just bent down and kissed my bottom!

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• SacrificedBeans@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or after the extras.

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• starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s what they’re for

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