A massage therapist tends not to provide the “extras” that you can get from a strip mall masseuse.
My wife, bless her innocent heart, still doesn’t get this. She’s been to every strip mall, Groupon massage studio in the area and is constantly like “wow, I can’t figure out why these $75/hr massages are so hot or miss.”
I have tried explaining to her that it’s because she doesn’t have a penis, but she still doesn’t get it.
How prevalent are these? I’ve always wanted to try but can never tell which is a safe place to approach
I can’t believe I know this, but RubMaps used to (might still be?) a thing. If you looked at the outside of them on Google Maps you could very quickly start to pick up on the patterns among the listed locations.
do you want happy ending?
yes, heck you know what, lets have a happy middle too… and a happy beginning… ok make the whole thing happy please!
ski11erboi@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I come for the extras.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just make sure they’re not a cop first.
deadsenator@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
That would not be a happy ending to the story.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Depends on for whom. A good bust makes nearly everybody happy.
TheFriar@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I don’t care, I’ll cum on a cop.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In some places and depending on the specific details, the punishment for that offense wouldn’t include jail time. Instead of a crime, it’s just a penile code violation.
deafboy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I swear, your honor, he just bent down and kissed my bottom!
SacrificedBeans@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Or after the extras.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
That’s what they’re for