Comment on The logic is absolutely without flaw

manucode@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Echinoderm@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It charges up during the day like one of those glow in the dark stickers, obviously.

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reeeeaaaalllly long USB plug. Duh

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  • jettrscga@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hmm that can’t be it. USB cables are only supposed to be like 3m long.

    The moon’s… further.

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    • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s what the government wants you to believe.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought it was close to us.

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then who the fuck forgets to charge it every 28 days?

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• Poggervania@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The moon is a solar panel superstructure

  source: trust me bro

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• Lepsea@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesus the moon definitely got it’s light from him

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• sour@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  no question ._.

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• verysoft@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Moon has to steal from the Sun, who is too cowardly to come out at night.

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