Comment on The Intricate history of Camel Semen extraction wasn’t really something I expected to dedicate my weekend to…

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The amount of times I was lured to fuck a fake animal (with realistic spring action) on the roof of a kitchen is too damn high.

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  • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I hate that I pictured this. I expect if someone set this up, it would get use.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What do you think gargoyles were invented for?
      That’s right, roof fucking directly above the kitchen with appropriate roof funneling.

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I imagine the quicker he inspects, separates and freezes the semen, the best results he will get with using it to fertilize camels later.

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• RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yeah, my thought was “Man camels fuck so slowly thst poor dude has to live inside the fake camel.”

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It could be both. People do weird things.

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Honestly, who can afford a separate lab and kitchen in this economy

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well, this is a kitchen and it attracts pigs:
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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Don’t need all that gear, just stick a doughnut sign on top

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