Comment on Think anyone would notice?

RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit

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  • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

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  • 4am@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I bet they would if you called it that

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  • DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That sounds like some shit billy mays would have been selling 15 years ago.

    HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR FLEXIT, THE ALL IN ONE HOME WORKOUT GYM AND CAR BUMPER REPAIR KIT

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But wait, there’s more! Order now and we’ll throw in the Flexit sleeveless shirt, our patented DIY home tattoo kit, and a 6-week supply of bath salts!

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  • Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Watch them join the british commonwealth to help them cope with the decision

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• papabobolious@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sweden here we only get 5 weeks vacay. 480 days parental leave though.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    People in America and Japan… “‘only’ 5 weeks?!”

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  • KISSmyOS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So a Mormon couple could get a paycheck without ever working for 30 years?

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    • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You generally (it depends by country) don’t get paid anymore between 6 and 12 months. But you still have a job. So when they get tired of using her womb like clown car, they could back to work. Also is usually (again varies by country) shared parental leave. So between both parents up to the maximum allowance.

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      • Changetheview@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s a good point, but for Sweden, it is indeed 480 paid days. It’s a government calculation related to your income and there is a point (after 390 days) where it drops to the minimum payout, but it still paid leave.

        There are also government-mandated options in Sweden to receive a slightly lower pay in exchange for working fewer hours. I don’t have the exact details here, but it’s something like 75% pay for 75% hours.

        Pretty incredible coverage for new parents in that specific country.

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  • Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So, 5 weeks more than we get! That sounds amazing!

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  • skankhunt42@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Canadian here. I signed a contract with 4weeks of vacation that was changed to ‘unlimited’ this year. So far I’ve taken 5 weeks and have a 6th week approved in November.

    I haven’t used any sick days but they’re unlimited. If you take more than 3 in a row, you need a doctors note.

    15 weeks parental leave that can be split between partners (father can use none/some/all to look after child while mother goes back to work)

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  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My state now has mandatory parental leave, about a year after me and my wife had decided that we didn’t want more kids. Oh well. At least people in the future will benefit.

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    • Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      At least youre not the type to try to stop something because you missed the window on benefitting from it

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      • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Even if I were it wouldn’t apply in this case. Having a society with programs like this in place helps everyone even indirectly. I am fine with greed as long as it goes beyond basic right in front of you.

        We all benefit from a better world. Sure some more than others but all at least some.

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• Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Rud_1UP@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  We don’t have 2 months vacation…

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  • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or hyperbole, apparently :(

    Four weeks, two months, whatever, they’re both still infinitely more than Americans are guaranteed, which is zero.

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• TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  reeeeeee you hate America!!!

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• RVGamer06@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Begone!

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