I should put “Bachelor’s in Waffleology” on my resume
Comment on optimal amount of syrup
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 12 hours agoOh hey sorry I didn’t know you went to school for this shit. Fine. you make the waffles.
xthexder@l.sw0.com 11 hours ago
OpenStars@piefed.social 7 hours ago
Dr. Waffleologist!
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 hours ago
Keep it up and you’ll be the next Waffle King!
deranger@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
One square is the optimal waffle if you’re optimizing for syrup volume alone.
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 12 hours ago
I will put you to work testing this theory.
Proceed with waffle preparation and delivery, I’ll be waiting, and will provide my own syrup. Please note all waffles are to be gluten-free, as my body hates me and the things I enjoy.
moody@lemmings.world 11 hours ago
If you serve the syrup in a cup, then the syrup to waffle ratio is infinite.
angrystego@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Why even have a waffle at all, let’s drink the syrup!
bumblefumble@mander.xyz 9 hours ago
I post this comment quite often, but a number divided by zero is not infinity, so the syrup to waffle ratio would actually be undefined.
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Fine, as the quantity of waffle approaches zero, the syrup to waffle ratio approaches infinity.
FishFace@piefed.social 10 hours ago
Give this man a medal