Comment on optimal amount of syrup

• deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One square is the optimal waffle if you’re optimizing for syrup volume alone.

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  • curbstickle@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I will put you to work testing this theory.

    Proceed with waffle preparation and delivery, I’ll be waiting, and will provide my own syrup. Please note all waffles are to be gluten-free, as my body hates me and the things I enjoy.

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  • moody@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you serve the syrup in a cup, then the syrup to waffle ratio is infinite.

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    • bumblefumble@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I post this comment quite often, but a number divided by zero is not infinity, so the syrup to waffle ratio would actually be undefined.

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      • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fine, as the quantity of waffle approaches zero, the syrup to waffle ratio approaches infinity.

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Give this man a medal

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    • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why even have a waffle at all, let’s drink the syrup!

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• xthexder@l.sw0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I should put “Bachelor’s in Waffleology” on my resume

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dr. Waffleologist!

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Keep it up and you’ll be the next Waffle King!

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