Comment on optimal amount of syrup

• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh hey sorry I didn’t know you went to school for this shit. Fine. you make the waffles.

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  • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One square is the optimal waffle if you’re optimizing for syrup volume alone.

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    • curbstickle@anarchist.nexus ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I will put you to work testing this theory.

      Proceed with waffle preparation and delivery, I’ll be waiting, and will provide my own syrup. Please note all waffles are to be gluten-free, as my body hates me and the things I enjoy.

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you serve the syrup in a cup, then the syrup to waffle ratio is infinite.

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      • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Why even have a waffle at all, let’s drink the syrup!

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      • bumblefumble@mander.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I post this comment quite often, but a number divided by zero is not infinity, so the syrup to waffle ratio would actually be undefined.

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      • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Give this man a medal

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  • xthexder@l.sw0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I should put “Bachelor’s in Waffleology” on my resume

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    • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dr. Waffleologist!

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    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Keep it up and you’ll be the next Waffle King!

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