Comment on Antiwoke Straight of Hormwin

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Kirp123@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well it would be Dubai and the Saudis that would be irradiated. They should be fine with it right?

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  • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the gas would likely be irradiated too. I heard of an early proposal to detonate nukes deep underground in the tar sands to bring the oil to the top, theoretically it would work but radioactive oil.

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost!

      Just look for the glowing pump.

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      • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This is the talent McDonald’s marketing needs.

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    • autriyo@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Americans actually tried that with some gas reserves, and as expected nuclear fracking increased yields, but radioactive gas.

      So they’re the only country who has nukes themselves for economic reasons…

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      • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        the only country who has nuked themselves for economic reasons

        Unless you count sealing gas field blowouts, which was apparently done five times and one time for methane blowout, and lots of other test explosions like geological exploration.

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You mean my cars get free nuke juice? Why aren’t we doing this again?

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    fuck them saudis and their sportswashing

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  • axh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That would guarantee a bright future for Dubai

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Less than that. They’d have to sell this particular gas at a discount, considering it would be radioactive after making this detour.

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re forgetting the power of marketing. Call it “Atomic Premium”, claim it’s formulated specifically for giant trucks with fake balls attached to the hitch, get a few hick-hop artists to name drop it in songs about cruising down red dirt roads, and run a meme campaign implying only woke blue-haired lib trannies with nose rings oppose irradiated gas. They’d drink it if they thought doing so would “own the libs”.

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah, both carbon and hydrogen can absorb neutrons just fine,

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• SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The geiger counter Dow will be over 50,000!

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• PhoenixDog@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, not Americans, but brown people halfway across the world would be. But they’re not people to Americans so who cares.

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• Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How bad would the radiation actually be?

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  • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How bad can it possibly be? It’s only being held apart by a screwdriver

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