The geiger counter Dow will be over 50,000!
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
“Yes, we’re irradiated now, but gas is under $3/gal.”
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
Less than that. They’d have to sell this particular gas at a discount, considering it would be radioactive after making this detour.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
You’re forgetting the power of marketing. Call it “Atomic Premium”, claim it’s formulated specifically for giant trucks with fake balls attached to the hitch, get a few hick-hop artists to name drop it in songs about cruising down red dirt roads, and run a meme campaign implying only woke blue-haired lib trannies with nose rings oppose irradiated gas. They’d drink it if they thought doing so would “own the libs”.
marcos@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Nah, both carbon and hydrogen can absorb neutrons just fine,
PhoenixDog@piefed.ca 20 hours ago
Well, not Americans, but brown people halfway across the world would be. But they’re not people to Americans so who cares.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 20 hours ago
How bad would the radiation actually be?
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 20 hours ago
How bad can it possibly be? It’s only being held apart by a screwdriver
Kirp123@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Well it would be Dubai and the Saudis that would be irradiated. They should be fine with it right?
Ariselas@piefed.ca 20 hours ago
the gas would likely be irradiated too. I heard of an early proposal to detonate nukes deep underground in the tar sands to bring the oil to the top, theoretically it would work but radioactive oil.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Not irradiated! It’s been treated with Shell Atomic Boost!
Just look for the glowing pump.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
This is the talent McDonald’s marketing needs.
autriyo@feddit.org 9 hours ago
The Americans actually tried that with some gas reserves, and as expected nuclear fracking increased yields, but radioactive gas.
So they’re the only country who has nukes themselves for economic reasons…
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Unless you count sealing gas field blowouts, which was apparently done five times and one time for methane blowout, and lots of other test explosions like geological exploration.
errer@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
You mean my cars get free nuke juice? Why aren’t we doing this again?
axh@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
That would guarantee a bright future for Dubai
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
fuck them saudis and their sportswashing