“before “E” except after “C” and when sounding like “A” as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and YOU’LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!”
-Brian Regan
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overkrill@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
big alphabet HATES this one trick: i before e except after c
“before “E” except after “C” and when sounding like “A” as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and YOU’LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!”
-Brian Regan
But why do you follow arbitrary rules? Why are you part of the system, maaaan?
My dad’s not a phone!
I threw it on the ceiling
Happy shitday to the ceiling.
DUHH!
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
It’s the best rule, there are only 923 exceptions to it in the scrabble word list.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
The original rule was “I before E, except after C, or when it rhymes with May, like neighbor or weigh.” My mom’s maiden name was an exception to this rule, so she always adds, “and my maiden name.”
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 22 hours ago
It cuts down to about 300 exceptions if in include the “unless it rhymes with neighbor or way” subclause. That subclause is also violated about 2 dozen times.