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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it’s just geese and swans breaking out of captivity, and mildly annoying everyone.

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’ve never met a swan, have you?

    “Mild annoyance” are the seagulls stealing your food.

    (Yes, that swan dunked the seagull so it couldn’t fly away.)

    Swans don’t steal food. You give it to them hoping they don’t murder you.

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Weirdly, the notion that swans are particularly aggressive is one I learnt on the English-speaking part of the internet (so I instantly assume it’s an USianism). Any references to swan behaviour that I can find in German talks about how they’re associated with calm and serenity.

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      • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s because the Germans have enough sense and morals to leave them alone :)

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      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They are calm… by German standards.

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        i have to wonder if americans uh, get them confused with geese… Because geese can absolutely have a tendency to actively harass you, while swans don’t get close enough to interact with us in the first place.

        Unless american swans are just suffering from lead poisoning like the general population?

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      • sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Don’t know, I’ve seen swans being total assholes in Finland, in Estonia, in Czechia, so maybe in Germany around Baltic shore they are also not seen as calm

        There are a lot of animals that are seen completely not how they are, based on vibes, like wise owls, or cunning snakes, etc

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      • cazssiew@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        In my experience it’s more of a specifically British phobia.

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    • sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I like the title of the seagull video, that’s very on point

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Remain perfectly still, their vision is based on movement.”

    “Nah, fuck this bird.” Kicks swan to the moon

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  • FrankDeath@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Boy have I got the video game for you: Untitled Goose Game

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  • Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hot Fuzz. But with a swan.

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it’s just realistic velociraptors breaking out of captivity and are just mildly annoying. Then the main character gets stomped on by a brachiosaurus.

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  • AffineConnection@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I actually made an AI video of exactly what you just described.

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