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Turns out that there’s a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we’ve never had data to figure out all out.

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HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But ~~that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.~~ it could be a lot worse than death by titties

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arin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Down syndrome people would love this trick

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- 6stringringer@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago
  And the chromosome challenged absolutely hate it.
  
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Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Poor gynecologists…

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- hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Nope, only applies to boobs. A curse wouldn’t seek to deny innocent people medical treatment.
  
  Poor mamogram techs, though. Between the radiation and the boobiation… rip.
  
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Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
800 boobs, even if only counting naked and from a real person (no AI, no drawings) is a low low number, and even skipping porn most pimps will have seen that number in their lives.

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- errer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  I saw 800 boobs just last night. 800 is rookie numbers.
  
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Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
I can confirm that I’ve defied the curse then! 😅

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