Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad
dellish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The aliens took him to epstein’s island.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Even they wouldn’t want him.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He’s not healthy enough to survive being plugged in, and his incontinence issues make him an impossibly bad candidate.
Imagine the entirr hive mind smelling what the green coat lady smelled earlier this month.
snooggums@piefed.world 1 month ago
…after prolonged sexual activity with aliens..