Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one.

redlemace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.

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  • redlemace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You gotta at least wear eye protection.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”

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    • answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      there gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts

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• diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine the smell 🤢

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pineappley?

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    • Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cummy

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      • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Funky cheese, relevant username

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