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fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed. Fortunately, I’ve never shat on my wife, but she’s told me that if I ever try to sleep naked with her, that she’s moving to the couch.

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vladmech@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
. . . How many times are we talking here? Like a weird two nickels, or enough that it’s a really creepy coincidence?

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- fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Only twice. Separated by nearly a decade. I was gun-shy after the first incident, and decided it wasn’t worth the effort after the second.
  
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mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed.

would prefer nude but I fart way too much to roll these dice.

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ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Perhaps we could consider investigating the train of circumstances that have led you to sleep naked in the past, as I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.

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- mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  
  I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.
  
  a) do you really want to know more about this guy’s rectum? 0.o
  
  b) jfc you’ve never tried street tacos? roll the dice and live a little
  
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