Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent

• vladmech@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  . . . How many times are we talking here? Like a weird two nickels, or enough that it’s a really creepy coincidence?

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Only twice. Separated by nearly a decade. I was gun-shy after the first incident, and decided it wasn’t worth the effort after the second.

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• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed.

  would prefer nude but I fart way too much to roll these dice.

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• ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Perhaps we could consider investigating the train of circumstances that have led you to sleep naked in the past, as I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.

    a) do you really want to know more about this guy’s rectum? 0.o

    b) jfc you’ve never tried street tacos? roll the dice and live a little

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    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      a) the people have a right to know

      b) eat the tacos enough and you become one with the street and the street would never shit in your bed

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        a) the people have a right to know

        wants the truth. i can’t handle the truth.

        b)

        this is propaganda from the bedsheet industry to provoke people to shit their bed. nice fuckin try

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