I’m hoping it’s cancer Image
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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Finally loosing weight. Maybe Ozempic is why he shits himself
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Cancer would, unfortunately, be too slow. Unless it was an extremely aggressive form of cancer. Most kinds people his age get take years to develop, and longer still if you’ve got amazing healthcare.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
I just hope that whatever gets him is extremely painful
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 days ago
If there is a just God(which there isn’t), it would be publicly televised torture.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
dude i’ve seen “slow” diseases go in a week and “fast” diseases take a decade. every person likes to think they are unique and when it comes to medicine many of them are.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Let’s hope.
db2@lemmy.world 2 days ago
He shits himself because he had a child on the island put something in his ass and the child kicked it really hard.
EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Late-stage dementia patients typically lose a lot of weight, even among those whose diets are monitored. Combined with the drugs he’s on, I think they’re doing everything they can to keep him alive so he can soak up as much negative press before/if Vance takes over.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 days ago
If Vance initiates 25th amendment proceedings before January 20th, 2027, he sacrifices the possibility of a second term.