Comment on halal paintball

jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• ShankShill@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Marbles

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck. I guess you’re the one attending paintball with a Claymore.

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  • BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn, you play for keeps

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  • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Painball.

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  • cloudskater@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love how this goes along with another reply saying vegans are too weak to play. Shit, man, I’d like to try paintball but if I’m forced to use marbles then yeah I guess I am too weak lmao

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Blend kale and almond milk.

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A touch of nutritional yeast does wonders

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    • Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nooch gang nooch gang

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    • cloudskater@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then ball-ify the mixture and shoot it directly into your opponents’ mouths. Might break a few teeth but they’ll taste alright going down!

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• Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Most vegans are to weak to play.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    to weak

    A joke so cheap it can’t even afford the second ‘o’.

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    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why use many ‘o’, when one ‘o’ do trick?

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They can’t even climb mount everest!!1!

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• ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Agar maybe, or alginate

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• teslasaur@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Soy beans. A tag doesn’t count if you catch with your mouth.

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