Comment on Women's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products don't use clean floors.

Lembot_0006@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!

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  • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.

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      • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Wait. You aren’t?!?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      hairy cartoon animal butts

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  • riskable@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You want political toilet paper?

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!

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      • XeroxCool@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Those guys already stop short of wiping clean and avoid touching their asshole in the shower

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  • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The ones with the bears

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah I don’t care about softness and ply count.

    Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!

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• possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Signs of depression:

  • holding a paper plate over ones face that has a smiley face

  • moving in slow motion

  • going to bizarre dinner parties with a bunch of psychopaths who can’t stop smiling

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bucket listed

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