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Until one day, when you’re eating soup and innocently toss in some croutons, only to realize that what you’re eating is essentially cereal: savory edition, which you find so inexplicably disgusting that you can’t even stomach the thought of regular cereal for a depressing amount of time

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wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
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- RickyRigatoni@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  The ocean is a soup.
  
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  - samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    A primordial soup.
    
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    tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    (yo mamma)
    
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- FishFace@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Who is out there saying soup had to be vegetarian, or that croutons make soup not soup? Half of the chart is a waste of potential controversy
  
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  - tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    where are you reading croutons?
    
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    FishFace@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    Croutons are solid
    
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- faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  I think that with enough sauce, chicken alfredo becomes a soup. Where do I fit on the chart?
  
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  - wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    That would be ramen Alfredo, so you’re not quite a soup anarchist, but that’s probably for the best.
    
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Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
“Ugh I hate clam chowder. Its just hot ocean milk with dead animal croutons.”

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- samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
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  - FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    He definitely says “show-dieeeer”
    
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  - tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    neh-vier!
    
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curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Or embrace savory cereal and put cheese, sour cream and hot sauce into oatmeal. Trust me.

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- alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Never speak to me or my son ever again.
  
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FishFace@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
That only happens if you reverse your arbitrary categorisations and let them dictate your feelings about things, instead of realising that categorisations are a) arbitrary and b) can be refined.

Cereal has to, at least, involve a cereal like rice or oats or whatever as the main ingredient.

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- alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  You mean, like… Corn?!?!
  
  Vegetable soup (with corn) has entered the chat
  
  And my point stands.
  
  Also, you and your strict interpretation of ‘cereal’ have room to talk right after lecturing me about arbitrary categorizations… Sounds like someone needs to take their own advice, eh? 😋🙃
  
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  - FishFace@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    Hmm I like the cut of your gib
    
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