OK Gooner
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fonix232@fedia.io 22 hours ago
Repeat after me: 👏 NO 👏 SEX 👏 SCENE 👏 EVER 👏 IS 👏 UNNECESSARY 👏
organ@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Y’all need to stop saying gooner and gooning. Actual gooning is more than just getting horny and rubbing one out. It’s an intense state of mind. Takes effort to get there.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 11 hours ago
Coomer was a much better term tbh.
organ@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
I was recently informed that “gooning” can also refer to the act of getting wasted off cheap box wine.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
All of them are. You want a sex scene? Go watch porn. Has no business being in any other media except as a distraction. It’s practically never used to move the plot, it’s all just pandering to gooners who can’t seem to function or pay attention to anything without their hands on their dicks.
Turret3857@infosec.pub 13 hours ago
Yeah on that note, get rid of any skin showing too. I dont want to see ankles or shoulders, could imply that person has body parts. Actually, let’s go full Greek, lets get rid of Women in media, just have the men play women. That way I don’t have to see any unnecessary sexual undertones.
Fuck outta here with this puritanical shit. You exist because 2 people fucked. Get over it.
bus_factor@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Usually, yes. But in some movies they drive the plot. The sex scenes in A Somewhat Gentle Man (2010) are hilarious, help establish the character, and are a pretty challenging wank.
s@piefed.world 12 hours ago
So mad The Bible cut the sex scene that shows how baby Jesus was made
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Especially when they have the softcore in song of Solomon and the interracial gangbang in Ezekiel 23. And they’re not 100% explicit but Abraham tries to get Sarah to cuck him several times in Genesis, and there’s a couple incest scenes in Genesis as well. Honestly most of the positive aspect I’ve gotten out of the Bible is actually a fair amount of comfort in knowing that humans really have not changed. We’re just as depraved as we ever were.
jamie_veal@feddit.org 3 hours ago
Ezekiel 23
(What the fucking fuck!](www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=ezekiel+23&v…)
Thinking back to actually being encouraged to read the bible as a child.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
When I said ‘explicit interracial gangbang with facials’ I was not exaggerating.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Game of Thrones has entered the chat
wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 4 hours ago
Game of Thrones didn’t really have unnecessary sex scene. A big part of that show was about sex and how it influences people.
Saying Game of Thrones has unnecessary sex scenes is kind of like saying a Marvel movie has unnecessary super hero fight scenes.
Saapas@piefed.zip 19 hours ago
Man it had great sex scenes