Comment on They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is

MantisToboggon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• d00phy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Slowest pitch in history.

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  • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not as slow as your moms fatass.

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    • siha@feddit.uk ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wooooosh…

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• SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I, too, nominate this person’s mother

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• muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Beet me to it

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  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s why she’s the best in the business!

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  • atro_city@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Red beet?

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