Comment on You shall not cut!

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• microcapybara@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pepperonimandering is a stain on the political serving process! Pie slices should be wedges, simple as!

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Squares and rectangles are acceptable on thin crust pizzas in styles meant for party type sharing

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thou shalt not Bobbit.

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• Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That way all the slices have at most five pieces, reducing the variance of pieces per slice.

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  • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I could get on board with this but there are some with 3 and 4, so I am going with the sociopath theory here.

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• slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  yeah the top slices give away that the main intention was to get the internet people mad

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• postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jigsaw Puzzle Enthusiast

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have you considered the possibility Dad ASKED each person how many peps they wanted before he started cutting? Or he gives the kids peps according to their ages?

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