Comment on Hostile architecture

• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Three wheelchair users giving double-handjobs to two seated men. So the bench design still has you beat. It’s IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.

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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can’t cum unless I have six different wheelchair users jerking me off and fingering my various holes. Still not accessible.

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• HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bro that’s so ableist, getting jerked off by two people with Parkinson’s is a thing.

  We call it double foxing.

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• CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mentally disabled, or physically?

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• SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!

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• anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Unless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.

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• KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Maybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I see the vision now… “give a man a handjob and he’ll still be homeless. Give a man a station to perform handjobs in the park and he might be able to earn a place to sleep if he’s good enough at it”

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