i always shower and wash my ass with soap after a shit
either you need more fiber in your diet, youre lying, or youre showering multiple times a day which is… wild
People who haven’t seen that video of a toilet flushing under just the right lighting, where you can see the water splattering everywhere.
It’s the reason why I always hop in the shower and wash my ass with soap after a shit, cause not even a bidet will clean up that mess. Ever wonder why your ass cheeks feel wet after a multi-flusher? Cause they are.
ngdev@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 3 days ago
How many times a day do you take a poop?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Just once but it takes all year
ngdev@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
Tell me you’re part of the stinky “one-shower-a-day” gang without telline me
ngdev@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
i have great hygiene. i shower every month
untorquer@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Ever wonder why your ass cheeks feel wet after a multi-flusher?
I think you need more fiber in your diet…
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Why would you flush before you stand up
Psythik@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Because I don’t want to stand up with shit still sticking to my cheeks. I flush immediately to minimize the smell.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Wipe then stand then flush?