Comment on The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down.

Rhoeri@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  People who haven’t seen that video of a toilet flushing under just the right lighting, where you can see the water splattering everywhere.

  It’s the reason why I always hop in the shower and wash my ass with soap after a shit, cause not even a bidet will clean up that mess. Ever wonder why your ass cheeks feel wet after a multi-flusher? Cause they are.

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  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why would you flush before you stand up

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    • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Because I don’t want to stand up with shit still sticking to my cheeks. I flush immediately to minimize the smell.

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      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Wipe then stand then flush?

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  • ngdev@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    i always shower and wash my ass with soap after a shit

    either you need more fiber in your diet, youre lying, or youre showering multiple times a day which is… wild

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    • SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      How many times a day do you take a poop?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Just once but it takes all year

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      • ngdev@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        normal amounts

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    • Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Tell me you’re part of the stinky “one-shower-a-day” gang without telline me

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      • ngdev@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        i have great hygiene. i shower every month

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  • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ever wonder why your ass cheeks feel wet after a multi-flusher?

    I think you need more fiber in your diet…

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