Comment on Never tried it but it sounds like fun

SW42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your comment reminded me that at the conclusion all the donuts will be glazed

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d like a special dount please

    it’ll be right up

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You have inspired my autism.

  Banana for scale?

  Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donut.

  Extremely standardized, as far as donuts go.

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  Dimensions?

  Outer Diameter = ~4 inches

  Inner Diameter = ~ 1 inch

  Height = ~ 1.5 inches

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  So…

  An approximately average, enthusiasticly participating man should be able to get 3 on there, with the uh, additional frosting nozzle still visible, or nearly so.

  2? Below average.

  1? Probably an actual, diagnosable micropeen.

  4? Above average.

  5? Something like 1 out of 10,000 in terms of how rare that level of above average is.

  … 6? More like 1 out of 1,000,000 in rarity.

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  How snug is the fit?

  Somewhat snug?

  Average.

  Very snug, moderately noticable donut tearing?

  Above Average.

  Not snug? Loose?

  Below Average.

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Great, we’re halfway to publishing this thesis! Let’s send your analysis to a Tier 1 research journal ASAP!

    /s :)

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This will become the new ISO DickDonut measuring standard.

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sounds good to me, lol!

        Economists have used the uh, “BigMac Index” with an increasing level of seriousness, over the last decades… so why not?

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      • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        as Dean Thomas once said: “first corn, now this?”

        Dean Thomas from Harry Potter of course

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, there are lots of studies on the distribution of male donut pole sizes, I’m just doing a rough comparison to the latest meta-analyses of such data.

      I can provide sources.

      … If you give me a donut.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  a fruit loop

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lifesaver

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    • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why are you posting a pic of my fleshlight?

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Is that a bitcoin?

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  doughnut

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